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Aaron Fernandes

Aaron Fernandes is a web developer, designer, and WordPress expert with over 11 years of experience.

Jul 04
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🧠💰 Bot Begone! Cloudflare Wants to Charge AI Every Time It Breathes on Your Website 💸🤖

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Cloudflare just put you on a leash… and they’re charging you rent. That's right, the internet’s favorite invisible bouncer (aka Cloudflare), which literally powers 20% of the internet (flex 💅), has pulled a giga-brain move and dropped a whole new paywall for bots. It’s called “Pay Per Crawl” and no, it’s not a new OnlyFans tier for spiders. 🕷️ This new system is basically Cloudflare looking at AI companies and…
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Jul 04
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🚨Tech Bro Buys a Bank (Kinda) and Starts a Quiet Fintech Revolution from a Tiny Town Near Portland 🚨

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Okay so—imagine you’re a tech bro with Stripe stock options and a dream. Now imagine you wake up one morning and go, “You know what would be super chill? Owning a bank.” Well, welcome to the Darragh Buckley Cinematic Universe™. This isn’t some finance cosplay—Darragh was literally Stripe’s FIRST employee, and now he’s out here collecting banks like Pokémon cards. And baby, he just caught a new one: Twin City…
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Jul 03
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🚨 Trump Yeeted Vital Health Sites Because of “Gender Ideology” and a Judge Just Said: Bro, That’s Illegal 🚨

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We’ve got ourselves a spicy case of presidential button-mashing that nuked half the internet (ok, health.gov edition) and now a judge is out here laying the legal smackdown like it’s Phoenix Wright: Executive Order Edition. So here’s what went down: On Day Freakin’ ONE in office, Trump dropped a deluge of executive orders like a kid mashing “A” on a Game Boy. One of them demanded that all government health…
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Jul 03
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Zuckerbot Wants to Be Your BFF, Therapist, DJ, and Movie Nerd—Whether You Like It or Not

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Imagine you’re just vibin’ on Messenger, maybe thirst-texting your situationship or arguing with your friend about whether Shrek 2 is the greatest sequel of all time. Suddenly… BAM 💥 — your phone lights up with a DM from an overly peppy AI named “The Maestro of Movie Magic” who’s like: “Hi bestie! 😇 Just checking if you’ve discovered any hot new soundtracks lately! Need some recs? I GOT YOU. 🍿🎶”…
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Jul 03
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🚨 New App Just Dropped and It’s Basically Hot Instagram for Nerds 🚨

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“Flashes” Is Like If Instagram and Bluesky Had a Baby and That Baby Was Hot, Confusing, and Slightly European Moisturize those eyeballs because a brand-new photo-sharing app called Flashes just crash-landed into the App Store like a shirtless tech bro at Burning Man. Built on top of Bluesky (yes, that Twitter clone where everyone’s profile pic is a frog smoking a cigarette), Flashes is here to turn your sweaty gym…
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Jul 03
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💀HACKERS SAY “BYE FELICIA”?! Hunters International Ransomware Gang Shuts Down in Mysterious, Kinda Suspicious Exit 💻💣

By Technology No Comments
The hacker squad formerly known as Hunters International just rage-quit the cybercrime game like your little cousin rage-quitting Fortnite after getting clapped in Tilted Towers. On their dark web breakup blog (yes, that’s a thing now), the digital gremlins announced, “After careful consideration and mysterious ‘developments’ we refuse to elaborate on, we’ve decided to shut down our lil' hacker club.” They didn’t spill any real tea, which is hacker code…
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Jun 22
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⚠️ CapCut’s Terms of Service Are WILD AF… Or Are They? 🫣📜👀

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“Congratulations, you just sold your soul for a transition effect.” We’re diving headfirst into the legal spaghetti pile that is CapCut’s Terms of Service, and yes, it’s somehow more confusing than your crypto portfolio. If you’ve ever clicked “I Agree” faster than you swipe on Raya, this one’s for you. So What TF Is Going On?! TikTok creators are panicking harder than a gamer with 1% battery and no charger…
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Jun 22
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📉 LinkedIn’s AI Tool Just Flopped Harder Than Your Last Crypto Investment – CEO Spills the Awkward Tea ☕🤖

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Welp, guess even LinkedIn’s AI couldn’t fake being interesting enough for the corporate Hunger Games. LinkedIn CEO Ryan Roslansky just admitted that their shiny AI writing assistant—the one that’s supposed to make your “thought leadership” posts sound like Harvard essays—flopped harder than a Web3 dating app. 🫠 In a very “hey, at least I tried” moment with Bloomberg, Roslansky confessed: “It’s not as popular as I thought it would be,…
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Jun 17
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🚨🔥 ADOBE JUST WENT FULL MEGA-BOSS MODE: FIRE(FLY) IN YOUR POCKET 🔥🚨

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Adobe just launched a Firefly app for iOS and Android and it’s straight-up unhinged in the best way possible. Your camera roll is about to become a war zone of chaotic creativity and cursed beauty. Once upon a time (aka like two months ago), Adobe dropped a spicy new Firefly web app — think Photoshop on psychedelics, but smarter. You could prompt it to turn your dumbest thoughts into visual…
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Jun 17
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🚨 SPOILER ALERT: ZUCK UNLOCKS NINJA MODE FOR THREADS POSTS 🥷📱

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– Threads Now Testing ‘Spoiler Text,’ Because Mark Zuckerberg Doesn’t Want You Crying Over Plot Twists at 3AM – Okay, deep breath: Meta just dropped the mic (and maybe a few plot bombs) because Mark “Code Daddy” Zuckerberg himself confirmed that Threads—aka Instagram’s chaotic little cousin with a journal—is now testing SPOILER TEXT. Yes, finally. Our digital diaries are getting stealth mode. 🤐 What Even Is Spoiler Text? Imagine sending…
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Jun 17
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🚨 Instagram AI is Going Absolutely Feral and Banning Everyone Like It’s the Hunger Games 🚨

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Bro… Did You Just Get Banned for Breathing?! Because Same. Welcome to Instagram in 2025, where even existing peacefully might get your account yeeted into the abyss. Tech bros, gamers, gym rats, crypto hustlers, and that one guy selling protein powder and NFTs in DMs—nobody is safe. Over the past few weeks, Insta users have been mass-reporting a spontaneous digital purge that’s booting accounts harder than your ex after finding…
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Jun 11
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🚨 ROBOT BODEGAS TAKE L.A. — Are Humans Canceled? 🚨

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The future of snacks just yeeted into Los Angeles and it’s serving Doritos via robot claw. Yes, you heard right — the age of human-free convenience stores is here and it’s being powered by apps, suction cups, and probably eldritch AI. Welcome to VenHub, the fully-automated, 24/7 snack shack from the year 3000 that just landed near LAX like a vending machine from Elon Musk's fever dream. 🎛️ ROBOTS BE…
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Jun 11
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🚨 Google Just Nuked the Robots.txt Rulebook — Are Your Auto-Translated Pages About to Get Snitched On?! 🚨

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Google just rage-deleted part of its sacred scrolls (aka documentation) like it found its old MySpace poetry. Specifically, it yeeted the section that told you to block your “lol-worthy” auto-translated pages with `robots.txt`. RIP to that outdated advice. 🪦 But why tho? Turns out, Google's been on a glow-up arc. They’re now judging your content based on vibes—not whether it was written by a human, AI, or an overcaffeinated capybara…
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Jun 11
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💥BREAKING: Snapchat Just Dropped an $8.99 Lens+ Tier and It’s Basically the Metaverse’s Gym Membership💥

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Because obviously your eyeballs weren’t working hard enough. Snapchat is back at it again with the emotional damage — I mean subscriptions. Introducing: Lens+, the $8.99-a-month tier designed to take your selfie game from “eh” to “AI-generated demigod from the year 4040.” What’s Included? Chaos. Pure chaos. You thought $3.99 Snapchat+ was elite? That was baby mode. Lens+ is for real ones who want to flex holographic Bitmojis, unlock trippy…
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