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Jul 04
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🚨Tech Bro Buys a Bank (Kinda) and Starts a Quiet Fintech Revolution from a Tiny Town Near Portland 🚨

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Okay so—imagine you’re a tech bro with Stripe stock options and a dream. Now imagine you wake up one morning and go, “You know what would be super chill? Owning a bank.” Well, welcome to the Darragh Buckley Cinematic Universe™. This isn’t some finance cosplay—Darragh was literally Stripe’s FIRST employee, and now he’s out here collecting banks like Pokémon cards. And baby, he just caught a new one: Twin City…
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Jul 03
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🚨 Trump Yeeted Vital Health Sites Because of “Gender Ideology” and a Judge Just Said: Bro, That’s Illegal 🚨

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We’ve got ourselves a spicy case of presidential button-mashing that nuked half the internet (ok, health.gov edition) and now a judge is out here laying the legal smackdown like it’s Phoenix Wright: Executive Order Edition. So here’s what went down: On Day Freakin’ ONE in office, Trump dropped a deluge of executive orders like a kid mashing “A” on a Game Boy. One of them demanded that all government health…
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Jul 03
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💀HACKERS SAY “BYE FELICIA”?! Hunters International Ransomware Gang Shuts Down in Mysterious, Kinda Suspicious Exit 💻💣

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The hacker squad formerly known as Hunters International just rage-quit the cybercrime game like your little cousin rage-quitting Fortnite after getting clapped in Tilted Towers. On their dark web breakup blog (yes, that’s a thing now), the digital gremlins announced, “After careful consideration and mysterious ‘developments’ we refuse to elaborate on, we’ve decided to shut down our lil' hacker club.” They didn’t spill any real tea, which is hacker code…
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Jun 17
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🚨🔥 ADOBE JUST WENT FULL MEGA-BOSS MODE: FIRE(FLY) IN YOUR POCKET 🔥🚨

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Adobe just launched a Firefly app for iOS and Android and it’s straight-up unhinged in the best way possible. Your camera roll is about to become a war zone of chaotic creativity and cursed beauty. Once upon a time (aka like two months ago), Adobe dropped a spicy new Firefly web app — think Photoshop on psychedelics, but smarter. You could prompt it to turn your dumbest thoughts into visual…
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Jun 11
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🚨 ROBOT BODEGAS TAKE L.A. — Are Humans Canceled? 🚨

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The future of snacks just yeeted into Los Angeles and it’s serving Doritos via robot claw. Yes, you heard right — the age of human-free convenience stores is here and it’s being powered by apps, suction cups, and probably eldritch AI. Welcome to VenHub, the fully-automated, 24/7 snack shack from the year 3000 that just landed near LAX like a vending machine from Elon Musk's fever dream. 🎛️ ROBOTS BE…
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Jun 08
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iOS 19 (or iOS 26??): Apple’s Latest Update is Giving Facelift, Fashion Week, and Full-On Fever Dream

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iOS 19 is about to sashay into your life like it just got back from a silent retreat in the Swiss Alps, drank six green juices, and now thinks it's better than you. Except—plot twist—it’s not iOS 19 anymore. It might be called iOS 26, because Apple decided numbers are a social construct and now they’re on that “car model year” energy. Vroom vroom, baby, your iPhone is basically a…
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Jun 06
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Apple Loses Court Battle Over “Link Tax,” Developers Set Free Like Escaped Zoo Animals

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🚨BREAKING: Apple just got told “no” by the court — like a toddler begging for one more episode of Bluey. In a move that sent shockwaves through Cupertino (and probably shattered a few iPhone screens from sheer rage), a U.S. court has officially denied Apple’s desperate Hail Mary attempt to keep charging developers a fee when users pay outside the App Store via those spicy little in-app links. Yes, guys.…
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May 30
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How a Decade-Old Patent Dispute Could Shake Up Uber’s Business

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A patent lawsuit that might sound like a niche legal issue could actually have massive implications for Uber — and potentially a whole host of other companies in the ridesharing and tech industries. Let’s break it down. The Lawsuit That Could Upset Uber’s Apple Cart Carma Technology, a company founded by Sean O’Sullivan back in 2007, is taking Uber to court. Why? Because Carma claims Uber is infringing on five…
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May 30
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DOGE Leaves USIP Headquarters in a State of Disrepair: Water Damage, Vermin, and More

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The United States Institute of Peace (USIP) is dealing with an unexpected mess after Elon Musk’s controversial "Department of Government Efficiency" (DOGE) took over its Washington, D.C. headquarters earlier this year. According to a recent sworn statement from USIP’s CEO, George Moose, the building was left in a state of disarray, with significant water damage, rats, roaches, and poor security after DOGE’s involvement. This shocking revelation comes just days after…
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May 27
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Apple Just Blocked $2 Billion in App Store Fraud Last Year—Here’s Why That Matters to You

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Just ahead of its big Worldwide Developers Conference (WWDC 2025), Apple dropped some eye-popping numbers about how it’s keeping the App Store safe—not just for developers, but for you, the everyday user swiping through apps on your iPhone. Let’s break it down. 🛡️ $2 Billion in Fraud Stopped—Just Last Year In 2024 alone, Apple says it blocked over $2 billion worth of fraudulent transactions on the App Store. And if…
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May 27
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WhatsApp Finally Lands on iPad — Here’s Everything You Need to Know

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iPad users, rejoice — WhatsApp is officially on iPad! After years of waiting, Meta (yep, the parent company of Facebook and Instagram) has finally rolled out a proper WhatsApp app built specifically for the iPad. No more awkward workarounds using your browser — this is the real deal. 🎉 What Can You Do With the New WhatsApp iPad App? Think of it as the full WhatsApp experience — just on…
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May 20
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Spotify Just Made Buying Audiobooks on iPhones So Much Easier — Here’s What You Need to Know

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If you've ever tried to buy an audiobook on Spotify using your iPhone and felt like you were jumping through hoops — good news! That's officially changing. As of this week, Spotify has rolled out an update to its iPhone app in the U.S. that finally lets you buy audiobooks directly within the app. No more switching to a web browser just to make a purchase. No more confusing workarounds.…
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May 17
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Thousands Are Taking a Chill Virtual Road Trip Together—From Their Desks

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Imagine cruising down a quiet backroad in Maine, college radio humming, car horn occasionally blaring for no reason — and you’re not even behind the wheel. Actually, you’re not even in a car. You’re just... online. Welcome to Internet Roadtripf, a quirky, crowdsourced experience where thousands of people are co-piloting a virtual car across America using Google Street View. No gas money required. No license either. Just vibes. So What…
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