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Aaron Fernandes

Aaron Fernandes is a web developer, designer, and WordPress expert with over 11 years of experience.

Jun 22
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⚠️ CapCut’s Terms of Service Are WILD AF… Or Are They? 🫣📜👀

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“Congratulations, you just sold your soul for a transition effect.” We’re diving headfirst into the legal spaghetti pile that is CapCut’s Terms of Service, and yes, it’s somehow more confusing than your crypto portfolio. If you’ve ever clicked “I Agree” faster than you swipe on Raya, this one’s for you. So What TF Is Going On?! TikTok creators are panicking harder than a gamer with 1% battery and no charger…
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Jun 22
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📉 LinkedIn’s AI Tool Just Flopped Harder Than Your Last Crypto Investment – CEO Spills the Awkward Tea ☕🤖

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Welp, guess even LinkedIn’s AI couldn’t fake being interesting enough for the corporate Hunger Games. LinkedIn CEO Ryan Roslansky just admitted that their shiny AI writing assistant—the one that’s supposed to make your “thought leadership” posts sound like Harvard essays—flopped harder than a Web3 dating app. 🫠 In a very “hey, at least I tried” moment with Bloomberg, Roslansky confessed: “It’s not as popular as I thought it would be,…
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Jun 17
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🚨🔥 ADOBE JUST WENT FULL MEGA-BOSS MODE: FIRE(FLY) IN YOUR POCKET 🔥🚨

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Adobe just launched a Firefly app for iOS and Android and it’s straight-up unhinged in the best way possible. Your camera roll is about to become a war zone of chaotic creativity and cursed beauty. Once upon a time (aka like two months ago), Adobe dropped a spicy new Firefly web app — think Photoshop on psychedelics, but smarter. You could prompt it to turn your dumbest thoughts into visual…
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Jun 17
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🚨 SPOILER ALERT: ZUCK UNLOCKS NINJA MODE FOR THREADS POSTS 🥷📱

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– Threads Now Testing ‘Spoiler Text,’ Because Mark Zuckerberg Doesn’t Want You Crying Over Plot Twists at 3AM – Okay, deep breath: Meta just dropped the mic (and maybe a few plot bombs) because Mark “Code Daddy” Zuckerberg himself confirmed that Threads—aka Instagram’s chaotic little cousin with a journal—is now testing SPOILER TEXT. Yes, finally. Our digital diaries are getting stealth mode. 🤐 What Even Is Spoiler Text? Imagine sending…
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Jun 17
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🚨 Instagram AI is Going Absolutely Feral and Banning Everyone Like It’s the Hunger Games 🚨

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Bro… Did You Just Get Banned for Breathing?! Because Same. Welcome to Instagram in 2025, where even existing peacefully might get your account yeeted into the abyss. Tech bros, gamers, gym rats, crypto hustlers, and that one guy selling protein powder and NFTs in DMs—nobody is safe. Over the past few weeks, Insta users have been mass-reporting a spontaneous digital purge that’s booting accounts harder than your ex after finding…
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Jun 11
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🚨 ROBOT BODEGAS TAKE L.A. — Are Humans Canceled? 🚨

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The future of snacks just yeeted into Los Angeles and it’s serving Doritos via robot claw. Yes, you heard right — the age of human-free convenience stores is here and it’s being powered by apps, suction cups, and probably eldritch AI. Welcome to VenHub, the fully-automated, 24/7 snack shack from the year 3000 that just landed near LAX like a vending machine from Elon Musk's fever dream. 🎛️ ROBOTS BE…
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Jun 11
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🚨 Google Just Nuked the Robots.txt Rulebook — Are Your Auto-Translated Pages About to Get Snitched On?! 🚨

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Google just rage-deleted part of its sacred scrolls (aka documentation) like it found its old MySpace poetry. Specifically, it yeeted the section that told you to block your “lol-worthy” auto-translated pages with `robots.txt`. RIP to that outdated advice. 🪦 But why tho? Turns out, Google's been on a glow-up arc. They’re now judging your content based on vibes—not whether it was written by a human, AI, or an overcaffeinated capybara…
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Jun 11
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💥BREAKING: Snapchat Just Dropped an $8.99 Lens+ Tier and It’s Basically the Metaverse’s Gym Membership💥

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Because obviously your eyeballs weren’t working hard enough. Snapchat is back at it again with the emotional damage — I mean subscriptions. Introducing: Lens+, the $8.99-a-month tier designed to take your selfie game from “eh” to “AI-generated demigod from the year 4040.” What’s Included? Chaos. Pure chaos. You thought $3.99 Snapchat+ was elite? That was baby mode. Lens+ is for real ones who want to flex holographic Bitmojis, unlock trippy…
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Jun 10
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Apple’s New AI Models Are Here—and They’re Mid AF

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Apple has unveiled new AI models and… they are giving meh. Like, “my oat milk latte is slightly too warm” levels of disappointment. In a grand reveal that felt more like a soft whisper than a mic drop, Apple debuted its fresh-faced AI duo: Apple On-Device and Apple Server. One runs on your iPhone (aka in your purse), the other lurks in a data center somewhere deep inside a brushed-aluminum…
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Jun 10
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BREAKING: Threads Finally Stops Ghosting Us—DMs Are Coming (Cue the Confetti and Chaos)

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Threads—Meta’s slightly cooler, slightly confused cousin of Instagram—is finally getting what every app in the digital playground already has: a damn DM inbox. YES. It’s 2025, and Threads just realized we like to talk privately. GASP! Mark “I Invented Facebook While Wearing Flip-Flops” Zuckerberg announced today that Threads is testing a separate, standalone, gloriously isolated DM inbox. No more needing to teleport over to Instagram like it’s 2017 just to…
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Jun 08
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UK Lawyers in Hot AI Mess After Submitting Fake Court Cases: Judge Sharp Unleashes Legal Thunder

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In what can only be described as Law & Order: AI Unit, the High Court of England and Wales has delivered a crisp legal backhand to lawyers who’ve been submitting spicy courtroom fan fiction courtesy of ChatGPT. Judge Victoria Sharp (whose name sounds like a sword and whose legal sass cuts just as deep) has had enough of legal professionals treating generative AI like a magic 8-ball in a barrister’s…
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Jun 08
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iOS 19 (or iOS 26??): Apple’s Latest Update is Giving Facelift, Fashion Week, and Full-On Fever Dream

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iOS 19 is about to sashay into your life like it just got back from a silent retreat in the Swiss Alps, drank six green juices, and now thinks it's better than you. Except—plot twist—it’s not iOS 19 anymore. It might be called iOS 26, because Apple decided numbers are a social construct and now they’re on that “car model year” energy. Vroom vroom, baby, your iPhone is basically a…
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Jun 06
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Apple Loses Court Battle Over “Link Tax,” Developers Set Free Like Escaped Zoo Animals

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🚨BREAKING: Apple just got told “no” by the court — like a toddler begging for one more episode of Bluey. In a move that sent shockwaves through Cupertino (and probably shattered a few iPhone screens from sheer rage), a U.S. court has officially denied Apple’s desperate Hail Mary attempt to keep charging developers a fee when users pay outside the App Store via those spicy little in-app links. Yes, guys.…
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Jun 01
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🚨BREAKING: Lefty Influencers Join Bluesky in Droves Without Breaking Up With X (Awkward!)

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So, here’s the tea — according to the nerdy minds over at the Pew Research Center (you know, the data guys who live in spreadsheets and sadness), a bunch of left-leaning influencers have flocked to Bluesky like it’s the new VIP lounge at an afterparty… but get this — they’re still clinging onto their old flame, X (a.k.a. Twitter, a.k.a. Elon’s Digital Rollercoaster). Yes, that’s right. Influencers are basically doing…
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