📉 LinkedIn’s AI Tool Just Flopped Harder Than Your Last Crypto Investment – CEO Spills the Awkward Tea ☕🤖

Welp, guess even LinkedIn’s AI couldn’t fake being interesting enough for the corporate Hunger Games.

LinkedIn CEO Ryan Roslansky just admitted that their shiny AI writing assistant—the one that’s supposed to make your “thought leadership” posts sound like Harvard essays—flopped harder than a Web3 dating app. 🫠

In a very “hey, at least I tried” moment with Bloomberg, Roslansky confessed:

“It’s not as popular as I thought it would be, quite frankly.”

Translation? No one’s vibing with robo-coaching for their humblebrag posts. Apparently, people are scared to let the AI ghostwrite their “How I grew my startup from my mom’s basement” stories because—wait for it—LinkedIn is “your resume online.” 😭

Roslansky dropped this absolute LinkedIn-core bomb:

“If you’re getting called out on X or TikTok, that’s one thing… but when you’re getting called out on LinkedIn, it impacts your ability to create economic opportunity for yourself.”

👀 So yes, getting roasted by Gen Z on TikTok is one thing. But getting ratioed by “B2B Thought Strategist • DEI Champion • Part-Time Coach” on LinkedIn? That’s your reputation in a blender, baby.

Still, it’s not all doom and robots. Ryan said that AI jobs on the platform are multiplying faster than the number of guys named “Elon” in your CS class. AI skills are up 20x, and job listings demanding them are up 6x. Basically, if you’re not faking ChatGPT prompts on your resume yet, what are you even doing?

Also, Ryan straight-up admitted he uses AI every single time he emails Microsoft overlord Satya Nadella, saying:

“I hit the Copilot button to make sure I sound Satya-smart.”

Bro. That’s like using spellcheck before texting your crush but on a trillion-dollar scale. Respect.

So, moral of the story:
🔹 Don’t let AI write your LinkedIn post about “hustling through burnout”
🔹 Definitely do let AI make you sound like a tech wizard when talking to your boss
🔹 And please, PLEASE don’t get called out on LinkedIn. It’s basically career jail.

#AIflop #LinkedInDrama #CopilotOrDie 🧠💼💀