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Apple’s New AI Models Are Here—and They’re Mid AF

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Apple has unveiled new AI models and… they are giving meh. Like, “my oat milk latte is slightly too warm” levels of disappointment. In a grand reveal that felt more like a soft whisper than a mic drop, Apple debuted its fresh-faced AI duo: Apple On-Device and Apple Server. One runs on your iPhone (aka in your purse), the other lurks in a data center somewhere deep inside a brushed-aluminum…
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BREAKING: Threads Finally Stops Ghosting Us—DMs Are Coming (Cue the Confetti and Chaos)

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Threads—Meta’s slightly cooler, slightly confused cousin of Instagram—is finally getting what every app in the digital playground already has: a damn DM inbox. YES. It’s 2025, and Threads just realized we like to talk privately. GASP! Mark “I Invented Facebook While Wearing Flip-Flops” Zuckerberg announced today that Threads is testing a separate, standalone, gloriously isolated DM inbox. No more needing to teleport over to Instagram like it’s 2017 just to…
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UK Lawyers in Hot AI Mess After Submitting Fake Court Cases: Judge Sharp Unleashes Legal Thunder

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In what can only be described as Law & Order: AI Unit, the High Court of England and Wales has delivered a crisp legal backhand to lawyers who’ve been submitting spicy courtroom fan fiction courtesy of ChatGPT. Judge Victoria Sharp (whose name sounds like a sword and whose legal sass cuts just as deep) has had enough of legal professionals treating generative AI like a magic 8-ball in a barrister’s…
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iOS 19 (or iOS 26??): Apple’s Latest Update is Giving Facelift, Fashion Week, and Full-On Fever Dream

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iOS 19 is about to sashay into your life like it just got back from a silent retreat in the Swiss Alps, drank six green juices, and now thinks it's better than you. Except—plot twist—it’s not iOS 19 anymore. It might be called iOS 26, because Apple decided numbers are a social construct and now they’re on that “car model year” energy. Vroom vroom, baby, your iPhone is basically a…
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Apple Loses Court Battle Over “Link Tax,” Developers Set Free Like Escaped Zoo Animals

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🚨BREAKING: Apple just got told “no” by the court — like a toddler begging for one more episode of Bluey. In a move that sent shockwaves through Cupertino (and probably shattered a few iPhone screens from sheer rage), a U.S. court has officially denied Apple’s desperate Hail Mary attempt to keep charging developers a fee when users pay outside the App Store via those spicy little in-app links. Yes, guys.…
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🚨BREAKING: Lefty Influencers Join Bluesky in Droves Without Breaking Up With X (Awkward!)

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So, here’s the tea — according to the nerdy minds over at the Pew Research Center (you know, the data guys who live in spreadsheets and sadness), a bunch of left-leaning influencers have flocked to Bluesky like it’s the new VIP lounge at an afterparty… but get this — they’re still clinging onto their old flame, X (a.k.a. Twitter, a.k.a. Elon’s Digital Rollercoaster). Yes, that’s right. Influencers are basically doing…
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🚨 BREAKING: Google Just Dropped a Local AI App Like It’s Hot — And Didn’t Even Tell Anyone?! 🚨

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Google just did the most Google thing ever: they casually yeeted a whole AI app into the world like it was tossing confetti at a robot wedding — and said literally nothing. No press release. No TikTok dance. Just a quiet, mysterious plop on GitHub like, “Oh hey. Here’s an app that lets you summon AI demons locally. No biggie.” Introducing: Google AI Edge Gallery™ (aka “Skynet Jr. with a…
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How a Decade-Old Patent Dispute Could Shake Up Uber’s Business

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A patent lawsuit that might sound like a niche legal issue could actually have massive implications for Uber — and potentially a whole host of other companies in the ridesharing and tech industries. Let’s break it down. The Lawsuit That Could Upset Uber’s Apple Cart Carma Technology, a company founded by Sean O’Sullivan back in 2007, is taking Uber to court. Why? Because Carma claims Uber is infringing on five…
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DOGE Leaves USIP Headquarters in a State of Disrepair: Water Damage, Vermin, and More

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The United States Institute of Peace (USIP) is dealing with an unexpected mess after Elon Musk’s controversial "Department of Government Efficiency" (DOGE) took over its Washington, D.C. headquarters earlier this year. According to a recent sworn statement from USIP’s CEO, George Moose, the building was left in a state of disarray, with significant water damage, rats, roaches, and poor security after DOGE’s involvement. This shocking revelation comes just days after…
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Apple Just Blocked $2 Billion in App Store Fraud Last Year—Here’s Why That Matters to You

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Just ahead of its big Worldwide Developers Conference (WWDC 2025), Apple dropped some eye-popping numbers about how it’s keeping the App Store safe—not just for developers, but for you, the everyday user swiping through apps on your iPhone. Let’s break it down. 🛡️ $2 Billion in Fraud Stopped—Just Last Year In 2024 alone, Apple says it blocked over $2 billion worth of fraudulent transactions on the App Store. And if…
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WhatsApp Finally Lands on iPad — Here’s Everything You Need to Know

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iPad users, rejoice — WhatsApp is officially on iPad! After years of waiting, Meta (yep, the parent company of Facebook and Instagram) has finally rolled out a proper WhatsApp app built specifically for the iPad. No more awkward workarounds using your browser — this is the real deal. 🎉 What Can You Do With the New WhatsApp iPad App? Think of it as the full WhatsApp experience — just on…
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🚀 How to Automatically Share Your WordPress Blog Posts on Threads (No Code Needed!)

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Let’s be honest—manually posting your WordPress articles to every single social media platform is exhausting. You’re juggling titles, hashtags, emojis, formatting… and that’s before you’ve even written the post. If you’ve found yourself thinking, “There has to be a better way!” — you’re absolutely right. Thankfully, automation has come to the rescue. In this guide, we’ll walk you through how to automatically publish your WordPress content to Threads, the Twitter-like…
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Spotify Just Made Buying Audiobooks on iPhones So Much Easier — Here’s What You Need to Know

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If you've ever tried to buy an audiobook on Spotify using your iPhone and felt like you were jumping through hoops — good news! That's officially changing. As of this week, Spotify has rolled out an update to its iPhone app in the U.S. that finally lets you buy audiobooks directly within the app. No more switching to a web browser just to make a purchase. No more confusing workarounds.…
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